Losing virginity funny things

I shared a room with my older sister. She was in her bed — 10 feet away — the first time I had sex with my boyfriend. We thought we were being really sneaky; however, she casually rolled over and told my boyfriend he was doing it wrong given how quiet I was. His dad, whose bed we used, was super religious, and there was a picture of Jesus right above it. Jesus literally watched me lose my virginity.
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17 Hilariously Awkward Things That Actually Happened When People Lost Their Virginity

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17 Funny Things That Happened When People Lost Their Virginity

By Katherine Singh May 1, Ahh your first time. All rainbows and butterflies, birds chirping and soft lighting. Finally doing the deed with the one you love in a hotel in Amsterdam, after a day spent soaking in the sights and a romantic dinner at a five star restaurant. To each their own, and you know what? Except 50 Shades of Grey.
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11 'How I Lost My Virginity' Stories That Are Awkward And Then Some

Yet for most of us, the first time is, well, awkward emotionally, logistically, spiritually, etc. It ended up getting out of hand with over people showing up. Since it was her first time, she bled everywhere. Feeling embarrassed, she tried to clean it up with a bottle of spray bleach she found in my bathroom. She ended up bleaching my carpet and bed sheets.
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Below, comedians, entertainers and other funny people on the web share the funniest things that happened during their first time. We went to his dorm, I got my cherry popped, it was fine, mission accomplished. Leaving his dorm the next morning I realized I had no idea what his name was and had to try to find it using the campus directory for that building. He had a roommate so I guessed at which one it was. I explained and she and I laughed about it and are still Facebook acquaintances to this day.
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